Life is a teapot, wide in
the middle and usually a bit
on the short side. The teapot’s long
spout keeps hot stuff at
a safe distance, unless, you
splash willy-nilly, being
someone who doesn’t mind
messes. A good handle also helps,
particularly when handling copious
amounts of hot water. Unless, of course,
you tend to lean into hot water
situations, which is your prerogative. And
don’t forget to keep a good lid on
it, unless you don’t mind
something unexpectedly plopping
right into your lap. That’s another life
style choice, of course, and will
determine exactly what type
of teapot you choose.