Prompt: Today in the news:

Sarkozy ousted
Wall Street fears new French leader
‘Jitters’ from Europe

Bodies hang from bridge
Foul play feared at Churchill Downs
Gas drops seven cents

Shaq becomes a doc
Eleven minute school lunch
Pepsi to honor Jackson

‘Goober Pyle’ has died
Sixers push Bulls to the brink
Guard dog hops on bike

NATO members killed
Gang rape suspects out on bail
No more @mrskutcher

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